You better watch it!

You’re dripping 

guacamole on those cards you’re holding,

dripping 

sorry excuses

of how

you did what you did

because 

you’re only human,

telling me 

I’m overreacting 

until I play my human card too,

then all of a sudden it’s

“What are you doing?”

and you throwing tantrums

and flicking cards like a snot nosed kid

flipping jacks

til even our worn out kitchen linoleum

is sick of you