Category: Absurd Brines
~When it comes to Costco, we go for the samples, but stay for the– scratch that. We just go to eat samples.~ © Kae
~Folks who believe money makes the world go around… just don’t make cents.~©Kae
~Just because I respect your right to see things the way you do …doesn’t mean I want to wear your glasses.~©Kae
~ Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should, and just because you dream doesn’t mean you would.~©Kae
~Unforgiveness is like going to an art museum to pull up a chair and stare at a slightly opened restroom door so you can glimpse the toilets as people go in and out.~©Kae
~Sometimes when someone is full of hot air it’s best to just let them float up, up …. and away….~©Kae
~It should be illegal to commit a crime after 10:00 P.M.~©Kae
~Some folks cast lines of texts into cyber lakes and get angry when fish don’t bite.~…©Kae