September 2, 2017September 2, 2017 Kimberly Vargas Agnese

~Not my amigo is Señor mosquito.~©Kae

August 21, 2017August 21, 2017 Kimberly Vargas Agnese

~Why wait for the once in a lifetime guy when you can have the one who promises to make your life miserable right now?~©Kae

August 21, 2017August 21, 2017 Kimberly Vargas Agnese

~On Christian Mingle wolves be like, “Godly man looking for godly woman to enjoy God’s blessings in hotel this weekend.~”©Kae

August 18, 2017August 18, 2017 Kimberly Vargas Agnese

~When it comes to Costco, we go for the samples,  but stay for the– scratch that. We just go to eat samples.~ © Kae

August 17, 2017August 20, 2017 Kimberly Vargas Agnese

~Just because I respect your right to see things the way you do …doesn’t mean I want to wear your glasses.~©Kae

August 14, 2017August 17, 2017 Kimberly Vargas Agnese

~Unforgiveness is like going to an art museum to pull up a chair and stare at a slightly opened restroom door so you can glimpse the toilets as people go in and out.~©Kae

August 12, 2017August 17, 2017 Kimberly Vargas Agnese

~It should be illegal to commit a crime after 10:00 P.M.~©Kae

June 21, 2017June 21, 2017 Kimberly Vargas Agnese

In case anyone is tempted to refer to me as that “Bucket Woman” on a Barefoot Beach…it’s BOUQUETS, on a Barefoot Beach

April 27, 2017 Kimberly Vargas Agnese

When he calls her “tankie wankie” ;)

April 6, 2017 Kimberly Vargas Agnese

Scrape Goat